-AND I SHOOT FUCKING LASERS FROM MY EYES-

I love Blood Dragon. LOVE. IT! Put it in a sexbot an allow me to make it sweet glorious cyborg love!! I LOVE RIDING YOU BATTLE ARMORED DRAGON ASSAULT STRIKE SYSTEM!!!

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I don't have many or any rules about commissions. The only stuff that I won't do is pornographic stuff. I don't mind erotic or suggestive, but I will not draw way too "graphic" stuff (if you know what I mean). I hope you understand.

If it's a sketch or simple, plain drawing I will not charge you anything. Also if it's your own character, that you've made up, I will also not charge you (if it is not something overtly elaborate of course).

A single character, fully colored without background (or a simple background) is $20.

Two or more characters with a detailed background is $40.

A splash page, comic book style, or a poster is $60.

Other types of commissions can be arranged. Please write to my email!

Check out some of my stuff right over here: http://mrlatonna.deviantart.com/

You can make payments via PayPal (colonnada@gmail.com). Please send me an email to colonnada@gmail.com if you are interested or leave me a comment write here!

Thank you very much!!! :)

October 18, 2013: Oh my! This is considered "Future Art"?? That is awes--- Wait, what? "Featured Art"? Well, that is so freakin' awesome too!!! Thank you everyone from the past that made this possible! I'm so happy I'm writing stupid time travel jokes! :D Thank you again!!! :D

It gets under my skin that it's been such a long while I've felt that passion I should feel for the art I'm making. I'm not saying I'm good or nothing, I'm saying that even the shittiest of the shit should put all of his or her heart into what they are creating. When I was younger I felt that sensation constantly, like stupid Ash trying to be the best Pokémon trainer out there. I wanted to be the best (which of course is insane considering how many artist there are and how great they are and that in general people have different tastes so who can say one thing is really better than another... but I digress). It had to be the flu. I'm sneezing and coughing and making hell for my wife because that is what sick people SHOULD do, of course. And among all this I feel the need to draw and paint. And there it is! The little flame that could! I find myself not going through the motions but actually experimenting with art. And, like I said, I don't know if it's good. Generally when I finish illustrating something I tend to think is crap but still, it's great to have this feeling, this hunger and this wanting to create. It makes me happy, actually. Maybe you won't care but I just wanted to share this. Thank you for reading. Tee-hee!

Hi! If you're wondering: Yes. I'll doodle anything for you: Solid Snake playing soccer with Kratos, The Hulk skateboarding or everything naughty your mind is thinking right now!

Character design, avatars, banners, even a little web design and the kitchen sink (yes, I will paint your kitchen sink, your bathroom walls and even clean your gutters... if you know what I mean WINK).
You can see some of my work here in Newgrounds or in my DevianArt page. Although I have a certain style I can accommodate to your needs.

If you have any questions, doubts or free money (that'be GREAT!) you can mail me at: mrlatonna@gmail.com.
Or you can send a private message. Or a comment below. Or fax me. Do faxes still exist? I dunno, maybe I been feeding company reports to a friggin' toaster. Shit.

Oh! And the prices? I am a cheap, man. Cheap. And I mean it!
In any case, if interested, mail me, we'll talk about it and maybe, who knows, we'll play some Farmville. I need more bricks for my chickens, dude!!!

Cheers!!!