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I meet with an old friend...

Posted by Bassomen - June 19th, 2012


We meet after almost 10 years. We went together to school and we were practically brother and sister, so it was weird to have this distance between us and, at the same time, it felt like we've never really stopped being family.
She's telling me what she's been up to:

"So, like, for a while I slept in dorms and in strangers departments. Nobody that weird, really, more like hippie dudes and just lonely guys. I met one that was way into meth. He introduced me to several type of mind bending drugs and sexual poses using kitchen appliances that... well, I won't bore you with that. You can see all that in my blog. Anyways..."
She chugs her beer and I can see that she wants to burp, but she doesn't because of the cigarette she managed to keep hanging from her lower lip.
"One day I find this guy, the meth dude, overdosing, twitching in the fuckin' floor, man. I don't know how I did it but I dragged him to the shower. Freezing cold. When he woke up, trembling, we decided it was time for rehab. Also, before that, we would have a kid. So I am pregnant now"
She sucks dryly on her cigarette.
"Damn. Hey, pass me the lighter will ya? This fucker is out. Ah, yes. Thanks!"
She takes a puff.
"So, mh. So... that's what I've been doing. What you've been up to, dude?"

I pause.

"Eh... I-I've... finished Max Payne... 3?"

I pause again.

"...it was good"

Well fuck me if I have to top her story, man!

Anyways, I'm finishing an illustration of an awesome game you may know: "Burrito Bison revenge".
The link to the game right here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/590901
Hope to have it up here soon!

Cheers to all!

B.

I meet with an old friend...


Comments

HAHHAA. i agree with you. But on the other hand, Max Payne?? who can top that.

Well, truth be told, I AM proud of my achievement of finishing Max Payne 3. But I was afraid that if I talked further about that or any other topic my friend would have told me her fetus already knew how to walk and sometimes juggle...