Score: 10

"Is THIS all there is to it??"

submission: Marijuana Stand III b.

date: June 11, 2008

The game is alright. Seems to be a lot of stuff happening there. Lots of things... to... buy and... sell. Right? That's one of the... things. Right?
...
Well, actually, I didn't play the game. It's wordy. And numbery.
TL;DR.

The artwork, on the other hand: MY GOD, MAN!
You should get featured and awarded ONLY because you used a colorblind monkey to do the job!!
Fer Christ's neat little beard, dude! Next time: Hire professionals! Not some random guy from South America who will bail in the middle of the project and never write a goddamn mail or something and then half a year later may resurface only to write a bogus review in a half-assed attempt at comedy!!
For shame!!

In any case, keep up the good work and stay off drugs. Winners don't use them (they sell them in copious quantities).

By the by, I don't know if I said this before but... YOU. SHOULD. GET. FEATURED. AND. AWARDED.
Wink wink nudge nudge Newgrounds!!

Score: 10

"LIES!!"

submission: Fjernsyn

date: July 14, 2007

That was utter and complete bull, man!!
That Argentinian was way TOO excited, man! We don't get THAT psyched!
Just... Just look at him!! He is going NUTS!!
Still... I'll give it to ya. It sure was a nice day.

Oh, by the by: Overall greatness, dude. Pure, unadulterated greatness.
Abridged review: I loved it.

You must keep up the great work. YOU MUST!!

Score: 7

"Nice game!"

submission: Oni Game

date: February 6, 2006

It's a nice simple casual game that can be sort of addictive, with a little retro vibe to it. I really liked it. Nevertheless, like many before me, I believe that the main issue is the language, which should be changed to english as is the standard international language. Still, I don’t think that a language impediment should be detrimental to the overall score of the game.

Now, to address a few reviews before me: The game is actually not in spanish, it is in portuguese. In fact, he clearly states, in english, that his "spanish is horrible".
No harm done. I just thought I'd clear that up.

And, if you read this Fabiano, the instructions in spanish would go something like this:

Mueve los bloques hacia los espacios en blanco hasta que el agua pase por el camino. Ten cuidado de que no pase por el camino equivocado!
El indicador rojo muestra cuantos movimientos necesitas para llegar a la meta!
El medidor azul muestra cuantas chances tienes para mover los bloques. Cuando se vacía es GAME OVER!

Keep up the good work!

Score: 10

"GOLLY GEE! Hyperbolic Congratulations Ahoy!"

submission: House of M - part 1

date: July 13, 2005

That was EXCELLENCE made animation!
Look, look, if I had to compare that movie to a cookie, well I'd say "No, thank you. I am on a diet, and I find quite rude you'd be talking about sweets knowing this information. Please, kind person in front of me, leave me alone to this fine piece of animation".

Uh... Yea...

...

Wait! I got another one! If that animation were a woman, I would make sweet SWEET love to her... in my mind... while I watched her strip in her room... from the tree across the street... making snorting sounds... AND, with sweaty palms, fiercely STRIKING MY...!!!

...

Uh. Now that we are all clear that I am sick and perverted... and extremely lonely... Great GREAT job! Loved it!

Score: 4

"It's good, but could be better."

submission: PIZZALAND

date: February 8, 2005

In essence, it reminds me of Wonder Boy. The type of character that needs of food to keep his bar from gradually depleting. I believe many other reviewers already posted this, but you should really think about correcting the time limit on the penalty for not eating. The bar moves way too fast. In fact, you should not put so much emphasis on the velocity in which the bar depletes but in the level design, forcing the player to be more astute and precise in platform jumping other than just trying to race against the hunger of your character. Also, some music would help as well as some checkpoints. The character could be fairly better designed too, maybe even keep the subject matter continuous. I mean, you got a character eating pizza. Why pizza? Why the main character is a sort of blue monster? Anyway, these are some ideas. I really like where your game could go and I'd love to see a new version of it. Keep at it!

Score: 10

"F-Fuck...!"

submission: Sweet Mother of Vartan

date: January 6, 2005

...I-I think I'm in love...! The fluidity of the animation, the simplistic yet convoluted design of the characters... It was... amazing, orgasmic, almost perfect. Something you would expect to see in professional animation. Indeed, it brought to my memory the good ol' days of LSL 7 (Love for Sail). I could just... weep. It was so beautiful. Please create more! You deserve to be known!

Score: 7

"Dark, obscure and other such words."

submission: Forgotten Memories-C-PPK

date: December 30, 2004

Mh. I sense a Johnen Vasquez sort of vibe... I like it! Keep at it.

Score: 10

"Masterpiece."

submission: Sunscreen Tree

date: December 29, 2004

It was trully beautiful. Thank you. Thank you for giving birth to this piece. Do not ever stop creating.