Score: 10

"Is THIS all there is to it??"

submission: Marijuana Stand III b.

date: June 11, 2008

The game is alright. Seems to be a lot of stuff happening there. Lots of things... to... buy and... sell. Right? That's one of the... things. Right?
...
Well, actually, I didn't play the game. It's wordy. And numbery.
TL;DR.

The artwork, on the other hand: MY GOD, MAN!
You should get featured and awarded ONLY because you used a colorblind monkey to do the job!!
Fer Christ's neat little beard, dude! Next time: Hire professionals! Not some random guy from South America who will bail in the middle of the project and never write a goddamn mail or something and then half a year later may resurface only to write a bogus review in a half-assed attempt at comedy!!
For shame!!

In any case, keep up the good work and stay off drugs. Winners don't use them (they sell them in copious quantities).

By the by, I don't know if I said this before but... YOU. SHOULD. GET. FEATURED. AND. AWARDED.
Wink wink nudge nudge Newgrounds!!

Score: 10

"LIES!!"

submission: Fjernsyn

date: July 14, 2007

That was utter and complete bull, man!!
That Argentinian was way TOO excited, man! We don't get THAT psyched!
Just... Just look at him!! He is going NUTS!!
Still... I'll give it to ya. It sure was a nice day.

Oh, by the by: Overall greatness, dude. Pure, unadulterated greatness.
Abridged review: I loved it.

You must keep up the great work. YOU MUST!!

Score: 7

"Nice game!"

submission: Oni Game

date: February 6, 2006

It's a nice simple casual game that can be sort of addictive, with a little retro vibe to it. I really liked it. Nevertheless, like many before me, I believe that the main issue is the language, which should be changed to english as is the standard international language. Still, I don’t think that a language impediment should be detrimental to the overall score of the game.

Now, to address a few reviews before me: The game is actually not in spanish, it is in portuguese. In fact, he clearly states, in english, that his "spanish is horrible".
No harm done. I just thought I'd clear that up.

And, if you read this Fabiano, the instructions in spanish would go something like this:

Mueve los bloques hacia los espacios en blanco hasta que el agua pase por el camino. Ten cuidado de que no pase por el camino equivocado!
El indicador rojo muestra cuantos movimientos necesitas para llegar a la meta!
El medidor azul muestra cuantas chances tienes para mover los bloques. Cuando se vacía es GAME OVER!

Keep up the good work!